Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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