I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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