Where are you?
In a non slutty way
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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