: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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