I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You took a bar mat shot.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
