I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.