Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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