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(865): View more from Tennessee

you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....

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(432): View more from Texas

There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!

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(647): View more from Ontario

Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.

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(281): View more from Texas

Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.

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(718): View more from New York

door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?

(219): View more from Indiana

Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.

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(425): View more from Washington

I need a costume

(206): View more from Washington

Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.

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