You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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