I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
