i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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