I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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