Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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