on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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