I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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