smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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