you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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