I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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