i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck