Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties