Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
