found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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