We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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