I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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