careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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