good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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