Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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