The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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