Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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