hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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