That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
operation harelip BJ is a go
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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