can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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