From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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