Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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