Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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