It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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