Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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