Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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