Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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