im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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