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say what?
wanna hang out?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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