Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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