i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
