My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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