Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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