This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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