I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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