Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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