Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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