and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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