I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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