How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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