I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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