I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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