I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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