In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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