gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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