Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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